GANGLAND!

Someone tried to off the Prez on 4th of July!!!

Or some retard shot their gun in the air and it came down and fucked up my g-ride. It's been dented by freakish hail and sliced up by road debris, and now it's been shot! The nerve. 

I rode over to Clean Cut's crib today and as we were looking at the damage w/ Ezee, Clean Cut pulled off one of the door panels and out popped the spent shell. 

So now it's in the fair hands of my old lady and she's gonna solder a jumpring onto it and put it on a chain for me. (note: I avoided saying "necklace" b/c it just doesn't sound manly, unless it's a necklace of shrunken heads or other such body parts.)